Thursday, August 7, 2014

Murder in apt. #35

Picture this: 

It's 3:22 am, The Debi is sleeping soundly when she is awakened to a continuous thumping sound. In semi-darkness, she turns toward the sound and she can make out her cohabiter - beating a mouse over the head with a broom. After the last thud, she shrugs her shoulders saying "okay" and turns around to go back to sleep. 

Ahhh, but this incident is not over. Suddenly, an overwhelming odor takes over her senses --- bleach! She rises and heads for the door --- fresh air - NOW! She flips on the light to see what warranted trying to kill her in her sleep, and witnesses a scene that looks like something from the movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Apparently the mouse 
(yes, mouse. Not <-------------"a rat this big" ------------>) 
needed to be pulverized during it's execution. Blood and mouse body parts are everywhere and it's murderer - is attempting to clean up the crime scene. 

The Debi reaches for her jar of peanut butter and a spoon and calmly scrolls thru Google News shaking her head. She is up for the night.

It-was-just-a-mouse .....